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cyberdepressed:

HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS

Posted 1 month ago With 206,600 notes

michaxl:

*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

Posted 1 month ago With 289,436 notes

cptnrogers:

"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay

kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit

Posted 1 month ago With 374,345 notes

semi-attractive:

things i have time for:

  • netflix
  • cute animals
  • hot showers

things i don’t have time for:

  • your bullshit
  • school

Posted 1 month ago With 94,484 notes

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

Posted 1 month ago With 301,677 notes

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charmeleon:

I made him a little kitty snow fort and I think he likes it as much as I do

High five my tongue with your tongue

Posted 1 month ago With 364,226 notes

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