eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor
*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa
we hate every single one u
"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages
[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays.