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sqauts-and-other-stupid-shit:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

Nooo

sqauts-and-other-stupid-shit:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

Nooo

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mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

Posted 2 months ago With 260,893 notes

dampsandwich:

*gasp* SANTA CAME!!!!!…*looks closer* all over the presents what the fuck santa

Posted 2 months ago With 246,008 notes

staff:

we hate every single one u

Posted 2 months ago With 90,345 notes

megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

Posted 2 months ago With 58,519 notes

butthurtbandboys:

[throws a rock at your window] what’s your wifi password

Posted 2 months ago With 177,319 notes

spoken-not-written:

renaroo123:

spoken-not-written:

I WAS TAKING A SELFIE AND WAS GONNA MAKE A TEXT POST SAYING HI I’M PETER PAN BUT MY GRANDMA SAW ME AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED AND THIS HAPPENED

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Jake that’s a pot…

You’re a pot.

Posted 2 months ago With 132,027 notes

homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot 

Posted 2 months ago With 176,378 notes

bonus:

i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays. 

Posted 2 months ago With 204,697 notes